Part 916: Nah C

Hello, Inigo

Oh, hello, Nah!

Off pursuing females again?

That's rather crass, don't you think? I'm simply a man who appreciates beauty! And frankly, I'd settle for a nice chat over a cup of tea.

I hear you normally settle for being punched in the face.

Once! That happened ONE time! ... Er, in the recent past. Say, how do you know about that, anyway?

Word of the shameless spreads quickly. Everyone in town knows you're an indiscriminate flirt.

I'll have you know, I'm very discriminating! ...I only approach ladies who seem likely to say yes.

What about the woman who dislocated your shoulder? Did she look promising?

You're dredging up a lot of painful memories here, Nah...

Did it never occur to you that women might find what you're doing insulting? It's little wonder some get violent when they learn they're just one among hundreds.

Every lady is one in a million to me! And they all seemed perfectly happy while we were on the date.

That isn't the point!

I'm sorry, Nah, but I can debate the fine arts of low with you no longer. The day is young, and there are many ladies to meet. Ta-ta! (leaves)

What? But I'm not done lecturing you yet!

Inigo! Get back here this instant!